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I grant three wishes and one answer   Submit   The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!”

twitter.com/LoveBirddi:

    i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

    peabodysfedora:

    detectivewho:

    dblaksle:

    guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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    I do.

    Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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    He don’t give a shit.

    And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

    Yep

    What a serious of unnecessary events

    (Source: therealslimblakeslee, via macaroniandglitter)

    — 3 days ago with 327835 notes
    238-494-036:

submissive-kittenx:

for-mypleasure:

be-risque:

Oh. My. God.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

you know exactly what’s going to happen, kitten ;)

But…but…was I really bad enough for the belt this time?

Oh so wet at the thought of this

    238-494-036:

    submissive-kittenx:

    for-mypleasure:

    be-risque:

    Oh.
    My.
    God.

    Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

    you know exactly what’s going to happen, kitten ;)

    But…but…was I really bad enough for the belt this time?

    Oh so wet at the thought of this

    (Source: daddy239, via dianimal31)

    — 3 days ago with 4313 notes

    swingsetindecember:

    it’s even worse when you know he’s talking to jj abbrams, like why the fuck would you direct a star trek reboot if you didn’t like star trek. urgh

    (Source: catbushandludicrous)

    — 3 days ago with 3156 notes

    sonianeverlime:

    kakapokitty:

    pixiesteahouse:

    princeconstantine:

    runningoffthereeses:

    well, thats enough internet for today

    I need this

    Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

    If only it were pink that one in the middle could be on Fanny’s coat of arms.

    ohhhh my god I need this

    (Source: g-raceland, via malevolens)

    — 3 days ago with 87439 notes

    misssuzyvalentine:

    edgysatsuma:

    fozmeadows:

    whataboutthemenses:

    blackamazon:

    facebooksexism:

    breewriteswords:

    pleatedjeans:

    The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

    Hazel McCallion, everbody.

    92 years old,

    34 years in office,

    $0 in debt

    $700 million in reserve

    Eight prime ministers

    One truck.

    But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

    Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but

    • supports a Palestinian state
    • supports Aids CHarities
    • told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
    • nick named Hurricane Hazel
    • and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells  folks to give that money to charity

    I will always reblog this lady.

    This woman is officially my new hero.

    In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.

    New hero in life. 

    (via i-mushi)

    — 3 days ago with 406576 notes
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cupcakeforger:

timetobe-me:

intellectualbadarse:

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    cupcakeforger:

    timetobe-me:

    intellectualbadarse:

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    (Source: srsfunny, via nanoochka)

    — 3 days ago with 231134 notes